This skirmish is obviously just the opening act of a much larger engagement
She rewards decks that attack multiple opponents, which keeps the table under pressure while maintaining card flow
As a result, any mistakes for dumb shit, misinterptation of math, or misuse of statistics should fall to me, chief idiot of Gametrodon

Jin-Gitaxias XIII | Commander | Stephen Johnson Commander (1) 1 Jin-Gitaxias Creatures (14) 1 Arcanis the Omnipotent 1 Body Double 1 Consecrated Sphinx 1 Dreamscape Artist 1 Faerie Mastermind 1 Hullbreaker Horror 1 Ledger Shredder 1 Mulldrifter 1 Phyrexian Metamorph 1 Solemn Simulacrum 1 Spellseeker 1 Spellskite 1 Thalakos Drifters 1 Triskaidekaphile Spells (26) 1 Aetherize 1 Aetherspouts 1 Arcane Denial 1 Counterspell 1 Cryptic Command 1 Cyclonic Rift 1 Drown in Dreams 1 Fact or Fiction 1 Frantic Search 1 High Tide 1 Insidious Will 1 Long-Term Plans 1 Muddle the Mixture 1 Pongify 1 Pull from Tomorrow 1 Rapid Hybridization 1 Rewind 1 Snap 1 Stroke of Genius 1 Swan Song 1 Thirst for Discovery 1 Thirst for Knowledge 1 Wrong Turn 1 Aether Gale 1 Merchant Scroll 1 Step Through Enchantments (8) 1 Arcane Adaptation 1 Archmage Ascension 1 Dissipation Field 1 Ominous Seas 1 Propaganda 1 Rhystic Study 1 Shark Typhoon 1 Xenograft Artifacts (14) 1 Aether Spellbomb 1 Arcane Signet 1 Chromatic Lantern 1 Commander's Sphere 1 Extraplanar Lens 1 Howling Mine 1 Lightning Greaves 1 Mask of Avacyn 1 Maskwood Nexus 1 Mind Stone 1 Sapphire Medallion 1 Sol Ring 1 Swiftfoot Boots 1 Temple Bell Lands (37) 33 Island 1 Buried Ruin 1 Inventors' Fair 1 Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx 1 Reliquary Tower I expect this deck will struggle if Triskaidekaphile is removed, but that's not surprising when a list is centered around this kind of strategy

In Saga/Legacy/Destiny , there were three such cards: Phyrexian Processor, Masticore, and Morphling