mtg cards like guttersnipe Cube: Guttersnipe.dec this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent. Magic: The Gathering Guttersnipe (098)

The Final Days Rating: 2/10 I usually love cards like this, but it has a very significant drawback: The tokens enter tapped

Since then Ive been basking in the wonder of that aspect as well

(c) prevent, investigate, and address fraud and other illegal activity, security, or technical issues

This is possible because in paper Magic, the text is (mostly) the rule, but in a digital game, you can have an arbitrarily large disconnect between card text and effect, because the computer does all the bookkeeping in the background

Depending on the additional effect, the transformation from snoozer to two-for-one can be dramatic